A little background...
I had "words" with BM the other day. She called my home and had an inappropriate conversation with SD.
Bm posted on someone's fb page that her daughter is "Mature beyond her years." OMG.
I've been annoyed by that forum post for days. I was trying to figure out a way to explain it without the emotion. This is what I came up with. It isn't the best analogy, but I think it works.