TGIF, STalkers. Long week. Sigh...

Eff off to:

• King Pita. Dude. Seriously. I'm ready to sacrifice my vintage Converse to have KP abducted by aliens... but only if he never returns. KP doesn't know if he's coming or going, much less how to do his job.
• Car trouble. DH's car is on the fritz. Since he has a long commute, he's driving my car while I'm driving his teeny little road hugger. Feels like I'm in a clown car. Ugh.

Forn Friday 

Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined. 

Happy Friday, STalkers! I'm ready to get the weekend started, but it's not even lunchtime yet. *crazy*

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Friday at last! There is so (too) much going on this weekend. Ugh. I'm looking forward to January 1st so I can take time to breathe​​​​​​!

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TGIF! Are you ready for the weekend, STalkers? Let's get the eff offs out of the way so we can move forward with Forn.

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Happy Friday, STalkers! I am ready for the weekend. Do you have any effs to give today?

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Friday is in the house! Woo hoo!!! This has been a bear of a week and I am sooo ready to start the weekend.

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TGIF, STalkers! Who is ready for the weekend?

Eff off to:

• Sinus infections. DH has a doozy and he's a total crankypants when he's sick. Take a nap, DH.

Forn Friday 

Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined. 

The apple tree limbs are weighed down from all of the fruit. Woo hoo!!! The neighbor brought us a pie last night. We let her pick them, but never expected anything in return. Hands down, THE best apple pie we've ever had. I'm really looking forward to some fresh apple cider and hot, salty popcorn.

Friday at last. It has been a stressful week, to say the least. Hopefully, you're all safe and sound.

Eff off to:

• Not knowing. My oldest brother and his wife live in Fort Myers. We're still waiting to hear from them.
• King Pita. No dipshidiot, you did NOT give me the XYZ data to create the ABC spreadsheet. So happy you want it PDQ and that you believe it takes precedence over the stuff that expires TODAY. *dash1*

TGIF, STalkers! This has been a long work week and I'm ready to dive into the weekend.

Eff Off to:

Welcome to Friday, STalkers. Sorry I'm late to the game, but there's so much going on. I could really use a few days off to regroup.

Eff off to:

• BioHo. She plans to attend Grandma's services "in support of her children". Does she mean all four or just the two with whom she still has a relationship?  Can't stop her from coming; it's open to the public. If she does anything to make a scene.... I pray for the strength to be a lady and not make a scene turkey-walking that twatwaffle into the next county.