OT - Eff Off/Forn Friday
TGIF! Are you ready for the weekend, STalkers? Let's get the eff offs out of the way so we can move forward with Forn.
Eff off to:
- Fedex. Explain this caca that your website says you delivered my package even though it was NOT because it will be delivered tomorrow or another day. What the what?? How about you say the package has been delivered AFTER YOU DELIVER THE EFFING THING? It's not rocket science.
- People who get miffy when I won't divulge a confidence. Yes, you did see me having coffee with Jane Doe. Yes, she did look upset. Yes, I can see you are curious (nosy) as to the reason why. NO, I am NOT telling you what we discussed. Friends tell me things because I don't tell the world. I wasn’t nicknamed The Vault because I gossip. *dirol*
Psssst... if you're wondering why King Pita is missing from the lineup it's because he's on vacation and things have been smooth sailing. NO surprise! Sadly, it's not a permanent vacation and he'll be back next week to ruin it for us. *crazy*
Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.
Comfort food. Just saying those two words makes me think of my Mom and the smells emanating from her kitchen. I close my eyes, breathe in, and smile. My Mom couldn't cook when she and Dad married. They were gifted a cookbook and Mom took to cooking like a duck to water. Even when times were lean and there wasn't a lot of meat to go around, she made delicious and filling meals, making that little bit of meat go a long way. One of my favorites? Her Vegetable Beef Soup. I've never had it's equal. Thankfully, I was always underfoot in the kitchen and am the only one of my siblings who paid attention and I know that recipe like the back of my hand. The weather will be fairly balmy this weekend (temps in the 30s), but I'm making that cold-weather comfort food for DH and me to enjoy. I hope you're watching, Mom, and know that I love and miss you every single day. <3
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!