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OT - Eff Off Friday

Aniki's picture

Friday is in the house!!!!! 

Eff off to:

  • Meetings scheduled at 2pm on a Friday. *dash1*
  • The jerkwad who constanly has his teleconferences on speakerphone. You don't know what that echo is? Seriously? Maybe if you take your phone and stick it where the sun don't shine, the echo will stop!
  • Arseholes who find it necessary to constantly give their unsolicited, uninformed, idiotic opinion. You don't have any training OR experience in this area, yet continue to blather on and on with your USELESS CRAP. Go the eff away. If we want to listen to worthless bullshite, youtube is full of it. 
  • People who MUST have the last word. Even when there is agreement, these people have to be "the rightest of right". Yeah, we get it. You're right. Joe is right. Wanda is right. Mark is right. Jenn is right. Fred is right. Shirley is right. George is right. Bonnie is right. Herb is right. Caran is right, too. But Caran has to be the rightest of right and continues to argue the bloody point even after everyone agrees. Eff off, Caran!!!
  • Biting insects (black flies, deer flies, mosquitos). I need a freakin' medal that identifies me as an Olympic Blood Donor in my state. Sigh...


Happy Friday, STalkers! May your weekend seem long, your skids be mostly invisible, and your sanity be intact.



ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Eff off too:

  • The dirty minds of my work friends... Basically everything I have said today has been taken out of context... UGH
  • Three meetings already today...
  • Being told we MIGHT get the 5th off, but they havn'et decided, so no one make plans... Because we may not. It's more confusing than anything else...

I'm doing alright though Smile Pupper is adjusting, kid free (which is WEIRD), and you caught me right after I ate tacos.. Tacos put me in a good mood... They're my favorite. LMAO

I relate to that phone one though... Dude bro in the office next door... Every. Damn. Day.

Aniki's picture

Ah, ye old double entendre! I work with mostly men (which I prefer), so we're often laughing when we shouldn't... *diablo*

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

I work mostly with men... They just all have dirty minds apparently... LMAO

Aniki's picture

I'd really like a 5 day weekend and a 2 day work week, but with the same amount of pay.....

Cover1W's picture

Eff off to PMS and cramps and bloating! 

Eff off to mgmt telling people 'you don't need to do x' and then asking 'why didn't you do x?' 

Eff off to mgmt asking why something isn't done yet when you received it less than an hour ago AND you are in a meeting with your direct report for 30 min!  REALLY?!  WTF.


Aniki's picture

Bummer! Midol?

Sometimes management is so bloody clueless...

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

That last one... Is the same reason I finally informed my boss I'm not a magician...

SayNoSkidsChitChat's picture

Eff off to:




bad weather


somethingwicked's picture

Aniki, you had me LMAO with your suggestion to the jerkwad with the echo on speaker phone.

Eff off to this flooding..every where there are huge problems b/c of the incessant rain .

2 giant hemlocks crashed behind the house last night coz their root system was undermined as the ground is super soggy. Sounded like bombs went off. 

Happy First Day of Summer!  Get out and enjoy the daylight if ya got any sun  on this longest day ..we got rain here.

Cray 2


thinkthrice's picture

which is located on a swamp.

1. the mosquitoes are INSANE this year

2.  a few trees came crashing down the other day due to all the rain.  I thought a bear had been launched through the wood via a trebuchet!

somethingwicked's picture

Mosquitoes .Yuck! And ticks! we got those worse. Avon Bug Guard  toweletts with Picardin work and they smell nice on your skin. NOT an advertisemnet.Right,Aniki?LOL

Scary ,huh, when those trees drop like that...I hope you don't have any too close to your house.

We had a few removed  a few years ago..100 plus footers hemlock ,and cherry and a few smaller beech  half the size of the others.

They grow like crazy esp in rainy spring and summer weather .

Speaking of bears there was a great big male standing 10 feet from the mailbox the other evening . Caught him in the headlights   just standing in the rain. 400-500 pound black bear  welcome party.LOL Totally unfazed by our dogs barking their heads off at him through the closed windows of the SUV. What a racket!

He took off when I beeped the horn behind the house into the woods.

Think he was lookin' for a picnic basket ?

Thumper's picture

Foff Friday

Aniki your right... to people who put their cells phones on speaker at work OR public location. Good LORD




thinkthrice's picture

to picking up a part approx 30 minutes one way only to be told that the other part is now here right after I get back from picking up part #1!!!  (for Chef's biz)  And yes I like driving out to the city but not that much!