OT - Eff Off Friday
What a week this has been! And next week is already looking like a trainwreck. Yay for me! I think I see a martini in my future tonight...
Eff off to:
- people who get offended by the opinion of others. Here's an example:
Carl is of the opinion that black cats are evil.
Caran has two black cats and is horribly offended.
Eff off, Carl. Eff off, Caran.
It's an opinion; not a fact. And opinions are like arseholes - everyone has one.
- Carl getting p!ssy with me because he needs his PowerPoint presentation NOW. Hey, Carl! Did you check your email? Obviously not or you would have seen that I sent you that damn presentation ON TUESDAY. Eff right off, Carl!
- the boss's third-in-command. No, I don't know where the boss keeps those files. No, I don't know if (or where) the boss has those on the Share drive. The boss is working at home today. Did you try picking up the phone and calling instead of NAGGING me endlessly? Or is there something musical and magical in the way I say, "I don't know"?
Hope you have a good weekend, STalkers! May your weekend be long and your troubles be few!!!