OT - Eff Off Friday
Yeeeeeeeeeesssss!!! I don't know about you, but I've been looking forward to Friday all week! The weather is supposed to be sunny and hot, so DH and I plan to hit the water (canoe) so he can fish and I can simply enjoy being on the water (being IN is best!).
Eff off to:
- Carl, the dum-dum. Surely you realize that your big mouth is akin to sound echoing in the Gol Gumbaz. Which means that EVERYONE (including the boss!) heard you say you called in sick yesterday because, "F*cking <boss name> wanted me to attend a 9am meeting. 9am!!! F*CK <boss name>! I don't do 9am meetings!" Well, guess what, Carl? You most certainly DO do 9am meetings. Like the one this morning. In the boss's office. Where you've now been for almost 2 hours...
- Caran. Yep, that is correct. Miss RIghtest of Right. Did you notice that when you tried to interject your Righest of Right (translation: uneducated, idiotic, inane) opinion that no one responded? Of course you didn't. Everyone was deaf to the verbal diarrhea splattering unheeded from your ever-moving maw. But did that stop you from attempting to blather on, spewing more nonsensical crap? Not at all. Which is why Herb "suddenly remembered" a call MOST of us were supposed to be on Right This Minute! Did THAT stop the Keeper of the Last Word?? Nope. As we scurried away, Caran called out, "WHO WANTS TO HIT MING'S FOR LUNCH?" ~crickets~
- The jackwads who decided that, when remapping the ENTIRE APPLICATION, they did not need supply any cross references. Why, of course it's not a problem that NONE OF MY REPORTS WORK! I received a fresh supply of fairy dust yesterday and can put that sh!t to work immediately to fix things!!! Effing effers.
Happy Friday, STalkers! Hope you have an enjoyable weekend!