OT - Eff Off Friday
Friday at last! In less than 5.5 hours, I'll be on Weekend Time. Woo hoo!!!!!
Eff off to:
- The effers who keep crabbing about the snow. It didn't keep the kids out of school OR cause any delays with school buses. It didn't keep you from driving to work (so you could beeyotch and whine) and it's all gone now anyways. Sheesh. It is NOT unusual for us to get snow in May. Don't like it? MOVE.
- Effers who have to be right about EVERYTHING. And not just right, but the "rightest" right - righter than everyone else. Frank says the sky is blue. 853 people agree with Frank that the sky is blue. But Mary? Mary says the sky is actually AZURE and that Frank saying the sky is blue is not good enough. Eff off, Mary.
- Those who have to have the last word. Every.Damn.Time. And if you don't "get it", here's an imaginary example:
"I'm leaving now."
"Time to leave."
"So leave already."
"Eff off, Mary."
"Effing off, Aniki!"
- Effers who fail (or refuse) to read body language. When I'm in mid-stride and my boobs are pointing away from you, the conversation is over.
- Spiders in the house, in the SHOWER. I don't have a problem with spiders outside (except the littler effer - and his effing cronies - who keeps building a web across the effing front door - EVERY YEAR!). I can tolerate a spider or 3 in the rarely used areas of the house. But in the shower? Right above the shower head? And he drops down in front of my face, so close, I have to look cross-eyed to see him? Time to DIE.
- Effers who think that multiple routes to the SAME BLOODY LOCATION will result in a different outcome. It doesn't matter if I walk to the end of the hall and the go left then left then left, or walk to the end of the hall and then go right then right then right. I still end up in the same damn place.
- Finally, eff off to BioHo. This "barren bitch" is attending YOUR daughter's college graduation along with her DH. Who just happens to be your EX and your daughter's STEPfather. Go ahead. Keep acting like the twatwaffle you are and refuse to comprehend why YOUR DAUGHTER prefers her SM and SF there over her bitch-of-a-mother and her mother's cuckolded husband. I only wish you weren't so peeved you'd also skip the after party.
TGIF, STalkers. Hope you have good weekend!