Conversations in Stephell
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Stephell.
DH: You just think life will be so much better when the kids grow up and move out
ME: (In my head...Yes, yes I do)
SD has a 27% in Algebra
BM: When does anyone really use Algebra?
My brother recently had a child with a women he is no longer dating. She is turning out to be a GUBM
DH: He needs to kiss her ass if he wants to see his kid.
DH: SS keeps leaving the front door unlocked when he leaves for school.
ME: Why doesn’t he just leave through the garage. He always remembers to close the garage door when he rides his bike to school
DH: THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK
SD's birthday is this weekend
ME: I'm getting off work early today. Do you want me to stop and get her a outfit for her Birthday
DH: WHY CAN'T "I" GET MY CHILD A GIFT
ME: Sorry, Just trying to help. What do you want to get her.
DH: I was just thinking about getting her money.
ME: Ok, I won't stop and get anything. No problem.
DH: No, you can get her something if you want
...Hint, I'm not getting her anything now.
Please share your twilight zone conversations from Stephell.