OT - Eff Off Friday
Almost there! The weekend begins in a few hours. The way things have been going, they'll be loooooooong hours...
Eff off to:
- People still b!tching about the snow. YES, we got more snow last night. We live in one of the snowiest places and have gotten snow in May. In fact, you can still find snow on the ground in mid to late May. And you better suck it up, buttercup, because snow is in the forecast for tomorrow. Call the waaaaahm-bulance!
- Bad breath. And I mean BAAAAAAD. As in, so bad you could knock a dog off of a gut truck at 30 paces. I don't know how your wife kisses you. I'm guessing she either has no sense of smell (or taste!) or that hers is just as bad. If I win the lottery, I'll buy you stock in Tic Tacs and Lysterine.
- People who think I know WHY documentation for projects is MISSING. Hmmm.... let's see.... Could it be because the beeyotch who left abruptly 5 years ago didn't share ANYTHING with ANYONE? And that aaaaaaall of that stuff has had to be recreated from scratch by me? So, NO, it does NOT exist anywhere other than an elusive black hole where you will also find missing socks and tupperware lids.
- DH. Yep, that's right. My DH. If DH thinks I'm going to let PigPen and some of his teenage buddies borrow MY canoe, he's lost his freaking mind. DH has never met these kids. Even if he had, I DON'T CARE. They're teenagers and I don't trust them. And DH has no idea if the little shi'theads can even swim. It's a damn shame I've misplaced the key to the lock for the canoe.....
Hope you have a good weekend, STalkers!!