OT - Eff Off Friday/Forn Friday
Happy Friday, STalkers! PSA: for those affected by Daylight Savings Time, don't forget to turn your clocks back one hour on Sunday!
Eff off to:
- BioHo. Hell NO, I am not meeting you for drinks. I don't know what you've done to estrange the few friends you have, but...NEWSFLASH. I am not your friend and we most certainly are not family. The older you get, the nastier and meaner you are. Who wants to hang out with that?? You're obviously unhappy. What you truly need is professional help. Psssst... it's not at the bottom of any of the many bottles you're downing.
- SMEs who don't know their arse from their elbow. A SME is a Subject Matter Expert. This dude is a SME of contradiction. I know his job better than he does and sent him instructions on what he needed to do. Alas, he managed to fubar it to the point that I had to forward the email to Support to correct. The Support manager went off on Dude (completely professionally, which I greatly admire). Hey, Dude! Thanks for including your boss in your initial response to me so she could witness your gross incompetence.
- My sister. Thanks so much for sharing something I told you in confidence. I don't know what's going on with you and am tired of trying. Since the pandemic, you've gotten bossier, beeyotchier, and horribly arrogant. Dare I say it... maybe you should meet BioHo for drinks.
Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.
We had our first snowfall a few days ago and these lovely, crisp temps have me itching to cook some comfort food. Vegetable Beef Soup, Ham & Beans, Beef Burgundy, Beef Stew, chili... decisions, decisions. I have a lot going on this weekend so ham & beans in the crock pot and a quick beer bread sound like a winner.
What's on your menu for the weekend?
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!