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jenniferlynn's picture

This is a photo of a harpi from she-ra!!!!!!!!! I had to!!!!! I no, very childish, but I don't care. She is an Evil harpi, and now you can see her!!!!! Do you like it? Yes, I am bored right now. S.2.B. is doing stuff with power tools! Won't see him all night! I had to!!!!! I wont keep it up forever.....well......

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stayingpositive's picture

Don't worry, we all are a little crazy. I read your bio and I totally remember the Harpi's from She-Ra. Around here we call his ex JA, if the kids could possibly hear, and JackAss when they are not around and to anyone, my girlfriends, our family, etc. That is just how everyone knows her! I think I am taking a liking to the Harpi...seems to fit! Hope I am not biting off your rhyme!

My husband and I used to wonder what it would be like if we didn't have her to bitch about. It seemed like she was always created some sort of drama...for, most of the time, no good reason! I promise, it doesn't ever go away but these Harpi women, they find other people to take advantage of. She has gone through so many boyfriends and girl friends. She can't seem to keep anyone around. She goes through people like she goes through jobs...catch my drift?? We have vowed to deal with her as little as possible and as soon as she gets mouthy she gets a dial tone, or a "you really need to get your meds checked"..shuts her right up! You can't reason with a crazy person!

jenniferlynn's picture

I am so happy I found this sight. It really helps!! It is so easy to just vent to people who get what you are going throgh, rather then people who try to understand. It makes me feel better to just get it out, and to joke. To joke has helpped me stay sane with all her dramma! Thanks alot! oh, you can use harpi!!! I would love it to become a step-household name! It fits them well!!!!Jenniferlynn

Cruella's picture

She is prettier then my skids BM Smile

Colorado Girl's picture

has a crooked face and a lopsided jaw with one eye lower than the other. You remember Sloth from "Goonies"? The brother they locked in the basement? Yeah that's her. "BAAABBBY RUUUUUTH"

chellebelle143's picture

Is she "tore up from the floor up" Cruella? That is how I described bm to my Mom & Sis after I saw her for the first time...lol. DH has really bad nicknames for her like WD-40, I figured it was because she is kinda "greasy", he said no it is because she looks like Walking Death and she is 40. She wasn't beautiful when they were together, but I can say from past pictures, that she was 75% better then. DH new fave nickname for her is Skankzilla. None of these names or anything negative is ever said in front of SS, this is just one of our little guilty pleasures.

MamaTracy's picture

well the name for my husband's ex-cow is Bessie and her boyfriend is Banti...hers is obvious as in Bessie the Cow...and his is for Banti Rooster because he is a short chunky lil thing and everytime we come around he pooches his chest out like a lil banti rooster trying to look all bad and tough..LOL...plus using these names my SS never knows who they are...

frazzled07's picture

ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS MADE ME LAUGH! I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING NAMES, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, THOSE NAMES MADE ME FEEL BETTER AND NOT EVEN ABOUT MY BM'S! GOTTA TRY THE NAME THING. WHEN I PICK SOME I WILL DEFINITELY LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!!

Candice's picture

is the best imo. In fact I started using it too for ours. It's darkness....

The first time I called our bm darkness to my dh, he laughed so hard, so it stuck.

AC's picture

(Giant Fat Cow) is ours.

Tired2's picture

C U Next Tuesday! I never say this word but she definitey deserves the title! We NEVER say this in front of SD11....it's just mine and DH's little pet name for her! hahaha

Good friends are like stars....you don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

Colorado Girl's picture

Different verbage, though..."Snatch" and on those special occasions - "Super Snatch"

It's so funny when my cell phone rings and it's her - "You make me sick to my stomach" (an Eminem song)is the ringtone and "Snatch" pops up.

doglover's picture

We never had a special name for the bm. It was just 'sd's mom.' But since finding this site we NOW call her 'bowel movement.' (never in front of SD though) Cracks me up! THANKS EVERYONE!

Cruella's picture

We call her "IT"

jenniferlynn's picture

I love this!!!! I thought I was a freak for finding the name harpi so funny! Jenniferlynn

Step Mom-in-law's picture

Remember the Psycho Husband in "Sleeping with the enemy"? My Husband's ex's name is Nora. Nnoooorraaaahhhh!! NNOOOORRAAAAHHHH! But you have to say it really loud and screw up your face when you say it! That Never got old.