The Skid's Report Card ------- HONOR ROLL WTF??????
So, last night I checked the mail when I got home. The Skid's report card was in the box. I opened the envelope and burst out laughing. Whay you may wonder ....... he made the high honor role GPA of 3.58.
My wife pops in the room and asks what is so funny. I handed her the report and she turned purple and started her "I am gonna kill that damned kid" mantra. She had to have repeated it 4 or 5 times.
She was more mad at him for making the honor role than she was when he flunked out of Boarding School (Military) at Christmas time.
We may have the only high school senior on the planet in trouble with his parents for making the honor role.
My dad's response was "great time to get motivated" and he urged us "not to get complacent with him, he does this then shoves his head back up his ass". Unfortunately Dad is right.
We pick him up from the airport on Sunday afternoon to start the 3wk post SpermClan visitation Detox period.
After she finished her killing the kid mantra she tossed his report card back at me and said "I still don't want him home".
She really does but she is so hurt that he lifted his leg on the opportunities she (and we) have worked so hard to provide for him that he is going to have to finish med school, a PhD in astro physics then cure cancer and win the Nobel prize for medicine, physics and the peace prize for curing global terrorism before she wants him back in the house.
This kid is so screwed. He has the wrath of mom to contend with.
And the march toward graduation and Marine Corps boot camp continues.