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Oh... and then there was BM last night **INSERT EYE ROLL**

BSgoinon's picture

Dh's phone rang, didn't recognize the number but he is in sales so he usually answers all of his calls unless he KNOWS it's her.

It was BM.
BM -Ummmmm. DH? It's BM. I really need to talk to you but not right now because I am at work, so can I call you maybe tomorrow
DH - Ok
BM - Yeah ok, so yeah, tomorrow evening like around 6. Because I am at work right now, so I can't really talk but I do need to talk to you. So I'll call you tomorrow at 6. OK?
DH- Ok

Hangs up. Well, guess I won't be answering my phone tomorrow.

Lame, if you couldn't talk then why did you call? If you had something to say you should have done it RIGHT THEN because that is the first time he has answered his phone when you called in almost a year, and I can promise you, it will be that long or LONGER before he does it again. You missed your chance there Meth Momma.

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Tuff Noogies's picture

bwahahaa that is awesome. and i agree with your assessment - "seeee? i'm worrrrking! now i can be a great mommy!!!"

hereiam's picture

She really wanted him to ask her about that, "I'm at work," comment didn't she?

Trading services for meth is not considered being "at work".

WalkOnBy's picture

I am with the ladies - she just wanted him to know that she has a "job."

here's the thing, meth mom - courts don't generally consider those kinds of "jobs" legitimate work.

Silly meth mom!

Thumper's picture

Have you noticed some drug addicts have a habit of saying Uhhhh, UHMMMMMMM, UHHHHHH a lot?

advice.only--so your husbands meth x dipped her test into the water as in PLAIN water in the toilette.

Oh my goshhhh. LOL

Tuff Noogies's picture

she's a noob. she doesnt realize the test also registers temperature. and any idiot can tell the visual difference between clear water and p*ss. a truly experienced junkie will hide someone else's p*ss in a baggie inserted up her hooha, and with a deft flick of the finger comes out looking real even in an *observed* drug screen. yup it's p*ss, the right temp, and came out of the right orifice. this idiot bm here is not that hardcore. yet...

what would be really funny is if the bowl had had a toilet-mint in it.... *snickers* yes. yes i have had someone attempt that before...

and the "sooo, ummmm, yeah, uhhhh..." is super annoying.

Thumper's picture

Uhhh,mmmmm....ahhhhh, must be a addict language

Empty fill in sounds to skirt around, manipulate AND throw off the listener from the real topic.

BSgoinon's picture

I will not claim to know anything about numerology, but I think that is why she wanted to call back today. She has been posting for weeks about how she can't wait for 2/22 it's going to be such a lucky day for her BLAH BLAH BLAH. She is always posting about the number 22 and how it shows up everywhere in her life. She refers to Meth Man as 22. I don't know what all of that means, but I am sure she is specifically calling today because it is 2/22. She hasn't called DH since November. And he didn't answer. Now, the whole "I can't talk now because I am at work..." Yeah that was just a "I have a job" notification. She also posted on FB at the exact same time that she was at work but not WORKING, she didn't have a ride home so she was eating ice cream and waiting for someone to offer to pick her up. So.... then she had ALLLL the time in the world to talk. Just sitting there, eating a probably stolen ice cream from the convenient store she works at.