Teenaged boys are the most disgusting things on earth
Why oh why do teenage boys have SUCH a problem with taking showers? Is it just my skids, or do other people have this problem too? DH has been telling SS13 to take a shower for at least 3 hours now. He just left to take them home and SS13 STILL hasn't showered AND put his clothes on OVER his disgusting footie pajamas he's been wearing for the last few days because he's been actually sick (not fake sick like he is most of the time), so technically, he didn't even get dressed today. SS11 is just as bad, I'm actually surprised he even managed a shower today, but I think it was because DH wasn't going to let him eat his lunch until it happened, and don't ever try to withold food from SS11 because he is a Garbage Pail Kid who eats everything in sight that isn't nailed down. These kids fight taking showers like they think they'll be gassed instead of cleaned if they go in. They are seriously gross, and apparently they don't care at all. DH and I were talking about it one day when we were child-free and even he said SS11 especially has a way of just reeking out of every pore. I'm actually mildly okay with SS11 stinking because I feel like this MIGHT prevent him from becoming a father at the age of 15, but I don't get why being clean has to be such an epic battle every single time. SS13 said he'd take a bath when they got back to BM's house, but I'd be willing to bet my bank accounts that when he gets home, he'll tell BM that he already showered here and she'll believe him, even though she'll probably smell otherwise. They're so gross.