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Leech Back in Jail, Idiot

24 years as a SM's picture

We live in a rural area and have a CBU mailbox at the end of our street for our mail. When DAH gave Leech the boot out of our house, we changed the mailbox key, so she didn't have access to our mail. DAH told her to put a change of address with the post office. Any mail we received for her, we wrote "not at this address" on the envelope and sent it back.

Last night the neighbor, closest to the CBU mailbox, called the sheriff's office, they could here someone trying to break into the CBU. DS42's Deputy friend was taking a break and stopped by to see DS42. Deputy hears the call and catches Leech trying to use the old key for our mailbox. Leech jumps into her car and takes off, drives straight into the 3 foot deep water canal next to the road and gets stuck. Deputy does a field sobriety test and she fails, Leech is cuffed and stuffed into the squad car. Deputy runs her name to find out what the distance is on the RO for her to stay away from me. (500 yards) Second Deputy shows up, the two Deputies measure off the distance from the CBU to out front door. DRUM ROLL PLEASE, the distance is 1485 feet. Violation of RO, DUI, Vandalism, tampering with federal property.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to jail she goes. DAH was not upset at all, he was laughing the whole time. Before they drove away. DAH told Leech, "You need to understand, you are not allowed anywhere near our house or my wife. Each time you come near here, the sheriff will be called. Everyone in the neighborhood will be keeping an eye out for you and will call the sheriff. The day you hit my wife is the day you no longer exist to me." DAH walked away with Leech calling him every cuss word you could think of.

DAH and I talked late into the night, we know that she will show back up or try to start some other drama. But we are not going let this effect our lives.

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24 years as a SM's picture

All I can say is the apple didn't fall far from the tree with Leech, BM was more crazy then Leech.

It's a Cluster Box Unit for mail, instead of a single mail box in front of each house or drive, this is all the mailboxes for everyone in the neighbor in one spot. Each house has it's own box with a locking key.

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Aniki-Moderator's picture

Hilarious!!!

Does 'DAH' stand for Darling A$$ Husband' or...?

24 years as a SM's picture

It usually stands for Dumb A$$ Husband, love the man, but he drives me nuts. He retired in March, it's hard having him home all the time, with me working from home.

Exjuliemccoy's picture

LOL!

Have you given your former son inlaw this juicy info? 

I nominate your DH for Reformed Disney Dad of the Year!

BTW, I pm'd you.

24 years as a SM's picture

I forgot to let LXH know the newest drama, Leech is just adding more ammunition for LXH to use for full custody. Send LXH a email right now.