My Tongue has a BITE MARK scar!
we were at a local eatery (side note: we have been watching our diet pretty well... Chef's down 12 lbs has significantly reduced his booze intake and is much more pleasant to deal with) and a server comes up to us who LOOKS.ALOT.LIKE.THE.GIRHIPPO (except for the Gir's massive height)
I told Chef that she looked quite a bit like the Girhippo and he immediately retorted "NAH!!!"
And then I caught myself ALMOST saying "she is a lot BETTER looking than the Gir, though"
I'm sure somehow, some way, he thought that the Girhippo was MUCH more attractive than our server.
Anyway she had the same hair, same features, same colouring, same body type and would break out in somewhat pitchy singing to the music in the background... which would be something the Gir would do as she thinks she can sing.
Almost put me off my salad!