Still With The Industrial Strength Turd Polishing!
So I showed Chef the recent photo of The Animal Torturer (PASed out SD stb 25) with her new BF living it up with Pumpkinhead (PASed out stb 27) with his victim, errrrr, I mean wife living large.
Side note: Even though I worked two jobs I don't remember having gone on a real vacation until I was in my mid thirties.
Anyway, Chef came up with "well at least my kids have nice teeth." Ummm they OUGHT to since the Girhippo slapped then in middle class status braces the second they turned eight.
And we (read: I) paid double what they were worth since the Girhippo never alerted Chef to the fact that the braces were paid off even though the cost was rolled into CS (waaaaaaaaaaaaay above and beyond base CS). She just kept on collecting until I caught this "oversight" AHEM, by actually getting the receipts from the orthodontist after a severe struggle. Chef truuuuuussssssssssssted the Gir ( insert massive eye roll). But I digress.
Chef has naturally perfect teeth without braces so he is always bragging on that and has bragged about how he paid for the Girhippo's braces when they were dating. (insert nuclear eye roll). He also knows this is a sore spot for me because I do not have perfect teeth whatsoever... I inherited my mother's not so perfect teeth, however my father has naturally perfect teeth. I inherited his poor eyesight.
I'm sure that on the surface the teeth look nice but they are rotting away behind the scenes as they never did care to brush or floss.