So most of the school districts around here start school at the same time (except for Girville--they start a day later than anyone else--rolling eyes). Same holidays, etc. Normally I receive a school calendar in the mail from the local school district (one county over from Girville) despite the fact that I have no school aged children.
It felt great to use it as kindling!! No more tracking school events, grades, etc as the HousesHitter 18.5 has, by some miraculous event, gradu-macated high school! Although they were long PASed out, I did track everything casually to make sure it didn't come back on us. Chef talked to his attorney the other day and said "if I had only kept all the letters from all three kids stating they were truant, bad grades, missing assignments etc" when he was talking about how the Girhippo professes to be MOTY.
I piped up, "Oh I saved EVERYTHING" should they ever boomerang back in adulthood and start hurling accusations while relegating the Gir, her BM, Battleaxe Galactica and StepDaddyBigBucks to sainthood.