So Chef and I went to DGD's dedication service last Sunday.  DGD is very right handed at 2 yrs old.  Her Dad, Awesomeson, is left handed and Chef is s natural lefty but was switched to right handedness as was the custom of his elderly parents.  Chef is now ambidextrous. 

So the subject (somehow--eyeroll) of OSS came up b/c he saw DGD throw a ball in the play room.

"You know I taught Pumpkinhead to hit and pitch left handed...blah blah blah!"

"I'm gonna teach DGD to do the same!"

Me:  "Well, the Girhippo erased all that and OSS shows no interest in sports now."

For the back story, the Gir, just like all the other HCGUBMs, enrolled the ferals in every extra curricular under the sun, then handed Chef (read:me) the bills.

The skids had ZERO athletic talent nor work ethic and basically showboated/clowned on the field as an embarrassment to all.

We don't have an "ours" child but I hear stories on this forum all the time of these divorced dads always recalling stories of when their PASed out ferals did this and that which was about the total of two nanoseconds during their previous failed relationship. UGH!