Oh, I don't think we have time to list all of the stupid moronic crap BM has done. But I can sure give you a few...

BM telling ME that DH proved he still cared about her when he told her she had no business having a baby. This was about 6 years ago, DH and I had been together for 3.
His concern was CLEARLY about SS and her lack of ability to care for him WITHOUT having another kid. She aborted that baby. (one of 4 abortions)

BM telling DH that she doesn't want to communicate with me anymore, and then complaining to him a week later that I won't return her texts :?

BM told me that people will think we are sisters when I married DH because we have the same last name. **eyeroll**

She has a picture of her and I posted on her instagram, sitting next to each other at one of SS's baseball games about 5 years ago, when we could tolerate each other. Then a few posts later, a giant finger flipping me off LOL. Bipolar much?

She calls me by the nickname SS has for me when she wants something. It is a "baby talk" version of my name, because SS couldn't say my name when he was 1... it just stuck and he is the ONLY one that calls me that... except for BM when she wants something from me.

Bm1.....who lost custody of all three of her lids do to gross neglect... Tries to give me parenting tips for my bios whenever she sees me. Tells me all the little short cuts and tricks she used....what products she recommends. As if I would ever take the advice from a mom who permanently lost custody, physical and legal, of her kids because she was such a bad mother.

The most aquward conversation ever was her explaining to me the shape of her uterous and vagina and how it made it hard for her to deliver vaginally. vomit.

A few oldies but goodies LOL

Calling SO to pack up her fall decorations and load them in her truck then coming back to her apartment to unload. She had already sent SD22 over in her truck. Then demanding that SO continue to store all the rest of her "stuff" more like crap at his home until she was ready to get it. I was moving in at the time and we were getting rid of anything of hers in the house. He told her he was loading it up in her truck or it was going in the dumpster all of it!! She lost her mind that day LOL SD took 3 truck loads to her mom's apartment that day.

Demanding that I not come to the door when she dropped of SD it was to painful for her. Whatever bitch....

Demanding money to take SD school clothes shopping, get SD's haircut, take her to the movies etc etc. All while collecting 1700.00/mo in CS

All of this was very early on in our relationship. She has gotten a little smarter since then LOL

Expecting FDH to help her move into her new boyfriend's house.
Expecting us to save our moving boxes and give them to her for same move.
Expecting FDH to hook up her printer.
Expecting FDH to do anything and everything she decides is "in the best interest of the children"

Oh I thought of another one. This one was more recent a couple of months ago or so. BM's dog died she had had it for a long time while they were still married. She called him crying and upset and wanted him to bury the dog with her. :jawdrop: SO ignored the call and text LOL

Newstep's one reminded me of one. BM expected us to take HER dog every other weekend with the kids. That was fine until we moved in together and her untrained, asshole dog started terrifying my elderly cats. When we told her no more, she told us we had to pay for a dog sitter for her EOWE. LOL. Then when she was moving in with her boyfriend and he didn't want the dog, she expected FDH to try to find a home for HER dog and insinuated that it would be best for the kids if WE adopted her dog.

Years ago, BM got tired of DH not returning her calls so she left a message with his sister that he should call BM right away because it turns out they are not divorced after all. He still didn't call her, called the courthouse instead. Of course, they were divorced.

I ran a post like this a few months ago:
Below is a short list of 'the big stuff' trust me: there is FAR more

1) BM found out through a friend of DH’s that he was 'dating' me. She called him up demanding he turn over to her:
-A copy of my driver’s license
-A copy of my SS card
-My address and phone numbers (home, work, cell) for the previous five years.
-She was adamant this was all needed, and she was entitled to it due to their CO, to perform a background check on me since I was around HER kids.
DH and I had gone out to dinner twice when she made this demand. I had never met the kids. He had not met my kids. No, she did not get any information. Not even my first name. This is when she went out, forged his name on a car loan and bought herself a new car on his dime. I still do not know how she avoided prosecution since DH signed all the forms stating the application was forged, that he did not purchase the car and did not agree to be her cosigner. The car was repossessed (took a lot to get that off his credit).

2) When DH and I hit six months of dating, we introduced each other to our kids and introduced our kids to each other. BM found out and filed paperwork with the courts. Yes, she tried to have him found in contempt for custodial interference: for not seeking and obtaining her permission to introduce HER children to me. Her petition to the court was denied on filing. DH found a copy of the denied filing, years later, when he went to the court house to look up specific wording on a judgment.

3) DH and I had been dating for some time when her next phase started. SD(now)18 was recruited to be her helper. At odd times, but always at the start of a skid week, or right after the skids left and returned to their BM’s house, random women’s clothing would be found around DH’s house. DH found underwear, bras, sweaters and even a pair of shoes. He knew they weren’t mine or his daughters. So he threw them out. BM’s plan apparently was for me to find her clothes in DH’s house, believe him being unfaithful and cause us to break up. When this failed, she told SD to bring her clothes back and was pissed off when she found out DH threw them out. Stating he had no right to throw her property away and threatened to take him to small claims court to make him pay for said items. (She never filed)

4) DH and I become engaged. BM becomes enraged.
She filed for a change in custody, based off “significant change in circumstance”. So right before the wedding we got to go to court. And listen to the judge tell her that her EX HUSBAND getting married did NOT make him an unfit father and custody would not be changing. (DH was awarded attorneys fees). While waiting for this court date: she attempted to move back INTO DH’s house to ensure I was not spending the night at the house. When DH refused to allow her to move in (DUH) she attempted an emergency hearing.
Original divorce decree stated she had six months to move out of the house. She moved out in six weeks. To her way of thinking she still had 4.5 months she was allowed to live there. Her emergency hearing was denied.

5) The day after DH and I got married, she filed paperwork for a CS increase based off my income. My attorney mailed hers a copy of the Florida Statute that clearly states step parents are not liable for any form of child support and her attorney dropped the case.

6) Using the skids cell phones, on my plan, to call her internet boyfriend… for 52 hours in one months time. Then called DH screaming when I killed long distance on the skids phones.

7) When DH sold his house, sent him a certified letter that he owed her “half” the profits and if they weren’t paid within 30 days she would sue. She wasn’t paid, she sued and lost as the house was solely in his name.

Demanded “I” buy sd18 a car when she turned 16 “You can afford it, you have to do it.” (Note: my kids paid for their own cars… this did not happen)

9) Attempted to forbid my disengagement with the skids.

10) Threatened to take DH to court for CO contempt because I cancelled the skids cell phones. And the CO said reasonable access by phone. Mind you, she was talking to DH on the house phone when she made this threat.

11) Accused me of abuse for refusing to wash the skids clothes.

12) Had the skids steal my house key and let herself and the skids in while I was at work to do their laundry. While in the house she went through my closet and dresser, was trying on my clothes and even had a good look through my jewelry box. I walked in on her and she ran with the kids when I dialed 911 to report a break in. She did steal the kids cell phones off my dresser.

13) Broke the restraining order 6 times ( I think, it might be more). Resulting in multiple raccoon eye mug shots.

14) Called my electric company and phone company, impersonating me, and had the electric and phone shut off at my house.

15) Called DCFS and reported that we had the skids in the house, and had no electric

16) Called the cops for a welfare check of the skids, that she was allowed reasonable access by phone… and our phone was shut off.

17) Called the department of revenue, impersonating me, and told them my employer was cheating on tax payments.

Mine's is a lot like Peanuts'. As a lot of you know, SS36 is actually biologically my nephew. Well, SIL Whorebag gave me tons of advice during my 1st two pregnancies. Yes, Tramp, I want parenting advice from someone who"s kid I'm helping to raise, gave birth at 15 and told CTBB (SS) no one wanted or loved him and she "fucking wished" she had had an abortion. Bonus: I'm a serious Catholic. Oh and she started screeching at him to STFU when he was 2 months old. She didn't give me any advice during my 3rd pregnancy, just laughed at me b/c neice Sweetie Pie was pregnant at the same time and called me "Senoir Mom". Also hinted that 3rd mt've been an accident. No Bitch, she is planned and loved. Also laughed at me for breastfeeding. It's been 30 years of non stop laughs!

Shortly before I met DH, BM1 came to him with some sob story about how she was being beat by her boyfriend and needed to get out of her classy ass trailer park. So DH being the dumb fruck that he is, told her she could move into a rental house that he has that had just come up vacant. He thought it would be a good idea, since all of BMs rent except for $100.00 was covered by Section 8. All she had to come up with was $100.00 plus utilities (which run about 60.00 bucks a month at that house) Well, it lasted about 5 months and of course BM couldn't even be bothered to pay the tiny amount of rent/utilities and started stiffing DH.

One day, DH showed up at the house to mow or something and saw BM had not one, but two air conditioners running (of course not paying her freaking utilities) so DH ripped them out of the windows. She sat inside the house, screaming out the window for DH to get off "her" property. WTF? It took us over 3 months to get that nasty whore evicted because she refused to leave. The best part though, was that she actually showed at court and was mumbling under her breath, threatening DH and the judge reamed her a new one, told her if she didn't shut her mouth that he would shut it for her by having her removed and placed in jail. Adios.. skank!

Well, in a similar vein, since DW moved in with me, Donkeykong has moved 4 times (6 if you count the times he had to move to a temporary location because the place he was moving to wasn't vacant yet). Each new location was always slightly smaller than the last. So with each move, he "dumps" stuff on us.

At first it was just innocuous stuff; some CDs, a guitar, some clothes, etc. Nothing major.

But with each move, the stuff that was getting dumped on us started getting bigger and bigger (an aquarium, a large toy chest full of toys, a bird cage)

Two years ago we inherited their dog. After having the animal for 6 years, Donkeykong and his wife (SS’s stepmom) suddenly realized that they were allergic. I think it is because the apartment they were moving in didn’t allow animals, but I cannot confirm that.

DW and I talked about it and we decided that we would take the dog.

“I don’t know how you feel DW” I said after we made a decision. “But I am afraid I am going to have to draw the line if Donkeykong tries to dump his wife on us”

BM went batshit crazy when she found out SO was moving in with me. When she picked up SD after my SO's contact she was getting in her car, threw a folded piece of paper at SO and told him to give it to me.

You must not drive my daughter anywhere.
You must never give medication to my daughter.
You must never sleep in the same bed as my daughter, if she climbs into bed with her dad in the middle of the night I expect you to respect their space and leave the bed.
You are NEVER allowed to kiss my daughter.
You must never do my daughters hair.
You must never paint my daughters nails.
You are never allowed to be left alone with my daughter, her father should be present at all times.
(whole lot of other shit)

She did not write her name, my name or her daughters name on the paper, I'm guessing so that if my SO took it to court she could deny she had anything to do with it.