OT - Eff Off Friday
Friday at last!! Who else is ready for the weekend? If it's not skid-free, I hope it's peaceful.
Eff off to:
- Saying the new computer update will only take MINUTES and that I can work while it's updating, when the reality is that it took 2 HOURS and I couldn't do a bloody thing until all of my files installed. Wanker.
- People who interrupt when you're having an important work conversation saying "Quick question...". The question is NEVER quick, always in 2 parts (WTF?!), and takes at LEAST 5 minutes. Because what I'm doing is obviously not important. Just wait until your bug fixes get denied because you don't have authority to update. Why not? Because YOU DIDN'T LET ME DO MY JOB.
- Low talkers. You know what I mean. Those folks who talk so low, you cannot comprehend most of what they're saying and must constantly say "What was that?" "Come again?" "Could you speak up?" I have EXCELLENT hearing, but I don't want your mouth against my ear so you can mumble. Enunciate, effer!
- Discovering that the amarena cherries are all gone and I want a Manhattan tonight.