OT - Eff Off/Forn Friday
Friday at last! Holiday weeks always mean cramming 5 days worth of work into 4. And it seems like there is always some issue. Ugh.
Eff off to:
- Cancer. A friend of mine has been diagnosed with breast cancer and starts chemo next week. She's still in shock by how fast it "grew" - clear mammogram in January.
- People who believe social anxiety is "a BS excuse to get out of doing work when we do everything for her". A casual friend is griping that her DIL no longer wants to host family reunions (why am I always the chosen sounding board?). It's "a lot of work" and her social anxiety "isn't up to it". Friend beeyotched how "...all she did was contribute her home and money. WE paid for food. WE cooked it. WE cleaned up. SHE didn't do a damn thing!!!" Newsflash "friend"! Do you have any idea what she does to get her home ready for the family invasion? Maybe she's a slob at heart and has to put away a bunch of stuff. Maybe you don't clean up her kitchen to her satisfaction. Maybe she doesn't want you IN her kitchen, using her pots and pans and touching her things. Maybe her living room is also her playroom and she has to hide her beeyotch boots and whips. Maybe she's under a ton of stress, her home is her sanctuary, and she can no longer tolerate your Take Charge Attitude (translation: I come into your home and take control, regardless of how you feel). But no, you can only think of yourself and how YOU don't get what YOU want and not how it might inconvenience anyone else.
Forn is a combination of 'food' and 'p0rn'.
I was in a hurry today (only had time for a protein shake for breakfast), so I made an egg sammich for lunch. Two slices of white bread (one buttered), a pair of eggs, and some salt. Can't recall the last time I had one. There are plenty of ways I enjoy eggs, but that simple pleasure dates back to childhood.
What's one of your favorite egg dishes?
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!