Earlier this morning you thought:
Hey! You should clean the yard up! It will make it easier to spread the tick repellent.

Then you thought:
Wow that was a lot harder than I thought it would be. It took longer too. I'm tired. Hey! You should go clean your car! And while your at it-you should wash it too.

Your next winning thought was:
Yes, I can take just this one work call on vacation. MISTAKE.

After that you thought:
Yeah, sure I can take the wind knots out of your horse's mane Dad.

Then:
Crap! You need to shower! Your sister is bringing the kids 45 minutes earlier than planned.

Next:
This easter egg hunt should be fun with one SS11 on the spectrum, a rambunctious 8 year old nephew, your 6 year old niece and then BD2 who is terrified of the Easter Bunny for sh*ts and giggles along with 60 other small children.

Finally:
Oh, SO is visiting SD6, well I'll just feed the kids I've got after we play outside and watch a movie.

Dear Self:

STFU and go to bed.

Sincerely,

You After You