Ok, so tomorrow morning DH and I are flying to SSs home 1500 miles away and vacationing with them. As I previously blogged, DH has 2 sisters who have vacation condos near SSs. DH's sisters and some of his relatives will be there and, instead of flying SSs up to us, have graciously let us stay at their homes and bask in some much-needed nice weather.

Everything is great until crazy, psycho, control-freak BM attempts to wrap her brain around the situation.

SSs are 16.5 and 10.5. Not babies, right? You'd never know it by the way BM acts! Man are they going to run so far away from her when they get a bit older. Anyways, get this: BM wont let us pick the SSs up in their "exclusive gated community" (TM). Why? Who knows??

**Background on the "exclusive gated community" (TM). In the part of the country where BM lives, they looooove to "gate" communities of your basic, run of the mill house. Then they literally out Pedro from Napolean Dynamite in a phone booth with a plywood "gate" who will let anyone in. (BM has raged about the process server getting into, lets all say it together now, her "exclusive gated community" (TM).**

Anyways, back to story. So instead of making it easy on the kids and picking them up at their house, we have to pick them up at the local YMCA which I guess is 5 minutes from their house. Ok, whatever BM, be a control freak. We let them know weeks ago we land at 11am and will get to the Y asap. (SSs are on spring break this week).

BM sends a text to DH today, here it is word for word:
"You told me you fet in At 11am so Kids Will be with you for Lunch. I had already made arrangements and have meetings icanto Get Out Of. Dont Tell me you Werent planningvon arrivibg, having Lunch hoyaseis, and then pico them up?? Good grief......"

Oh God, what do we have to deal with?? DH basically responds "I cant understand you"

She writes back, again word for word " Tupi should have been responsable and converged and Tbought It throigh beforehand telling me "anytime after 11 Is fine". I Cant chance my Work plansci be considerate Of Your chuparen and Get There as promotor sector can"

What?????????????????? First of all, get spell check when you text!!! Second of all, if you have a problem with pick up, LET US PICK THE KIDS UP AT YOUR HOUSE!. I still dont know what the problem is, anyone speak crackhead?????