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Girhippo Sighting!!!

thinkthrice's picture

Yesterday, as I was leaving a very small store that is halfway between my town and Girhippoville ( and coincidentally the same area that the Animal Torturer, SD stb 22, now lives in), a very tall, large and pale woman with an auburn ponytail came in and held the door open for me.

I guess this is the only plus side to having to wear a mask because I'm pretty sure she probably didn't recognize me but I sure as hell recognized her by her frame.  I guess I look like a lot of shorter, olive skinned women that are floating around so it wasn't reciprocal.

Had she recognized me, she would not have held the door open for me that is for sure!

I quietly said "Thank you" and bee lined to my car.

Shok

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thinkthrice's picture

Fools everybody.  According to her community she's practically the mayor in the town of population 5000.  She's a church lady, All American, Girl Next Door, corn-fed, pure as the wind driven snow, soccer mom who rose From the Ashes of divorce like a phoenix.

Sometimes it's a lot easier to have a meth BM.

halo1998's picture

helps the homeless, goes to church...such a god fearing upstanding human.

 

MMM..hhhmmm....Beaver is just a boarder line that can mirror really well.

ndc's picture

What I don't get is how she maintains her stellar reputation when everyone in town can see the three ferals she's raised and how they've turned out.  When I encounter a horrid child (especially a teen), I don't automatically think bad parenting.  There are bad eggs out there, and teens in general are atrocious creatures.  But three of them?  I'm thinking the parent sucks.  There's only so much a divorced mom can blame on the other parent when he hasn't been in the picture in years.

thinkthrice's picture

Don't you know. H e r  b r a ts are crippled for Life due to the divorce

advice.only2's picture

I won't lie I kind of like the masks out in public that way I can pretend I don't recognize anybody.
I haven't seen Meth Mouth is god like 5-6 years I don't think I would recognize her even if I did see her. Same with Spawn.

thinkthrice's picture

That even with the mask the gir hippo is instantly recognizable