Just got this alert forwarded to me from DH.  It seems he has signed up a text service from the Detroit PD...guess who lives in the 1700 block of StreetMentionedBelow??  

BE AUTO. BREAKING AND ENTERING AUTO I/P. NEIGHBORHOOD: NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE ASS LIVES. THIS IS FROM THE DETROIT 911 CALLS FOR SERVICE. INFORMATION SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
TYPE:  THEFT
DATE: 05/15/2019 09:11 AM
ADDRESS: 1700 BLOCK OF STREET WHERE ASS LIVES, DETROIT, MI

Note that the date is the 15th...literally the day after ASS left his grandparent's house.  DH says he hasn't heard from ASS since then, but thinks if his car got stolen he would reach out?    I would think he would, but don't forget, this is the kid who had everything with a screen taken away from him because he refused to apologize/do chores/be a normal human.

Who knows??  I don't care...