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Submitted by purpledaisies on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 12:08am

That all males are TURDS yep they are! First my ss14 called me a few weeks ago and gave me this sob story about this poor kitten that was dumped and the dogs were trying to kill her. SOOO I go an hour out of my way to get this kitten, he can get to me and he knows it. Hence a turd!

Then my dh gets me to run all over dang town to pick up everything we need for our trip. Most of which I have NO idea what it is, all I know is that it is for the Tahoe! Then while I was getting packing grease (what ever that is) the guy asks me "do you want the self packing?" Umm I don;t know and he had me going for a while before he said he was messing with me. Again A turd!

Then my ds gets me to buy him shorts and come to find out he has a whole drawer full! UGH what to do with a house full of BOYS!?

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Submitted by anabihibik on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 2:08am

Not to male bash (Admin, Rags, Steve), but I get frustrated when you ask them to get something out of the fridge that is on the eye-level shelf in front of everything else, and they can't find it! Wink But, then, the guys in my life make up for it by dealing with me when I can say I'm being irrational, or, more importantly, when there's a spider that needs killing.

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Submitted by stepkate on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 5:59am

I find they are very good at opening jars.

Except the big spaghetti sauce jars-I can do those myself for some reason.

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Submitted by Rags on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 10:22am

My mother knows your pain as does my wife. My parents had three children ..... all boys.

My wife is stuck with a 13yo and a 17yo according to her. Since the kid is 17 I will let you figure out who she is considering to be the 13yo.

But ..... think how boring life would be without us!!!!! Blum 3

My poor mother just got back from a 2.5wk RV trip with my dad, my son and my two nephews. Non of the other Rags ladies went. I am sure my mom will be soaking up some major salon time for the next couple of weeks as she recovers from a testosterone/TURD filled vacation with the boys.

Enjoy your trip.

Best regards.

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Submitted by mamacat_30 on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 10:23am

DH is forever asking me where things are. One day, after finding something for him that was right out in the open, I asked him "Do you even look for things before you ask me where they are?" and he tells me "No, because you always know where it is." At least he was truthful....I guess.

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Submitted by stepkate on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 11:32am

I like when BF asks me if we have something obscure, I say no, and he gets angry

BF: "skid needs a college-ruled 357-page notebook with folder pockets today for school! Do we have that!" (she mentions this 5 min before the bus is supposed to come).
Stepkate:"Uh, no."
BF (exasperated):"Why not?"
Stepkate:"Cuz I didn't buy it, and apparently, you didn't, either."

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Submitted by purpledaisies on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 10:42am

LOL When I posted this I didn't have this in mind but it is funny. Thanks

The youngest step son is 10. I had to get him the other day, It was funny but still, the kid across the street has autism and he came up to ss10 and gave him a hot wheels for a piece of gum, what does ss10 do?? He said sure and took his hot wheel and gave him a piece of gum. I looked at him and said ss10! He looked at me and gave the car back. See turd!