I did this and I did that
Just got home and that's all I've heard since I walked in the door. "Evil check out the microwave, I cleaned it." Thanks you should have you're the one that messed it up. "Evil we washed the dog." Great not my dog so I don't care. "Evil we made pasta salad for dinner." Great thanks for using my last box of pasta salad without asking. I'm not praising her for doing things she is supposed to do. Am I supposed to? Because it's not going to happen. Thanks for cleaning the house you also occupy. Nobody praises me for doing the things I'm supposed to do.