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OH OH I left THIS Part Out about GG's Conversation with "Counselor"

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He told the counselor that his kids were (and I quote) GOOD KIDS!!!

WOW I almost had to keep from choking when he said that.

Little does he know that his darling, rosy cheeked, curly golden locks Princess was rooting through my purse and his wallet when he was asleep at the tender age of 9 1/2.

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Well that note he received the other day clearly indicates that VD is a budding trollop. He hasn't seen her for like 2 1/2 years, Brainiac for 3 years and Prince Hygiene for 1 1/2 years.

He wants them back BAD but he says he is not going to be Disneyland dad. Yeah right.

He'll probably be OvErCoMe with his daughter's grace and beauty now that she most likely has sprouted, how it was put "bodacious ta tas. He told the counselor that she's a competitive athlete too. That statement alone could cause one to laugh so hard they vomit.

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Yes they are terribly good, flunking school and getting suspended for fighting; kissing every boy in school and getting the strepto herpes from it.

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I know.

Awesomeson is NOT flossing after every meal. The sun hits Awesomeson at the wrong angle when he walks out the door. Awesomeson caused that nasty snow storm we had yesterday.