OT - Eff Off Friday
TGIF! This has been another long week and Friday couldn't get here fast enough. Three more hours and I can blow this pop stand!
Eff off to:
- Zoom. Ermagawd, I am sooooooo tired of Zoom meetings. The only time I would actually LIKE a Zoom meeting is...
- Neverending emails. Instead of going back and forth 358 times, do an effing Zoom meeting and get this shizzit resolved. Sheesh. It's not rocket science, people!
- Dorks who insist you did something that you would not do in a thousand lifetimes. I do NOT eat lutefisk. I have NEVER eaten lutefisk. Do not tell me that I ate lutefisk AND offered you some. I would rather have my hoo-hah double-pierced on the hottest day of Summer than eat lutefisk. *bad* *bad* *bad*
- Cooks who change your recipe, then beeyotch that you did not share the actual recipe. Dill Seed and dill Weed are not the same. Tomato Sauce and tomato Soup are not the same effing thing. You are in serious need of Remedial Reading classes.
On the flip side, I - a devoted whiskey drinker - bought my first bottle of scotch. I'd tried scotch in the past, but never cared for it. However... my Mom was a scotch drinker, so - since your taste buds completely regenerate every 7 years - I decided to give it a whirl and got a 12yo Highland scotch. Mmmmmm... No regrets.
Wishing you a stress-free and enjoyable weekend!