BioHo got blasted...
...by my studly DH. Bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
DH and I went to a Halloween party Saturday night at my sister's house. DH left his phone at home. My phone was on the fireplace mantle (no pockets) in case any party guests called.
Around 11pm, I retrieved my phone to take some pics of late arrivals (they attended a wedding beforehand) and noticed I had 2 text messages from an unknown number at 9:32 and 9:39. But the writing was certainly familiar...
9:32pm: Can u cl me
9:39pm: R u thr
I have all of the phone numbers of the party guests except for one. And she was there. So, even though I was fairly certain who it was, I texted back: Who is this?
We didn't get home 'til almost 3am (stayed to help sis clean up) and went straight to bed. Around 11am, I grabbed my phone to check the weather forecast and saw I had another text message...
1:17am: This BioHo cl me asap
I showed it to DH. He said "WTF, I think that's Spawn12's number" and got his phone. He had a message from BioHo (her number) that read Cl me and 17 missed phone calls. That's right. SEVENTEEN. Not a single voicemail. No voicemail (to me) means it's not that damn important.
So DH called 'Ho and the sh!tshow began.
DH: What do you want?
Ho: Why didn't you call me back last night?!
DH: I was busy. WTF do you want?
Ho: SS17's car wouldn't start last night.
Ho: He was at a friend's house.
Ho: It's close to you.
DH: So what?
Ho: I wanted you to fix his car or bring him home.
DH: I'm not your f*cking mechanic and taxi service. YOU could have gotten him.
Ho (whining): But he was near YOUR house!
DH: Told you I wasn't home. Oh well.
Ho: I texted Aniki and she didn't call me either.
DH: Aniki doesn't have any messages from you.
Ho: Yes she does.
DH (so 'Ho can hear): Aniki, can I see your phone please? ~short pause ensues~
DH to 'Ho: Whose phone did you use?
Ho: Spawn's, but I...
DH: SS17 was NOT hurt. He was NOT in f*cking danger. It was NOT a GD F*CKING emergency! STOP BOTHERING MY WIFE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT OR I'LL FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR HER!! ~hangs up~
The only problem when DH uses speakerphone is that I have to muffle my hysterical laughter! Lord, that man is sexy...