BioHo trying to be clever
When BioHo calls my DH, 9 times out of 10, he won't answer the phone and lets it go to voicemail because it's often stupid shizzit. Especially when she needs something fixed (Mr. Pinhead is no handyman). DH NEVER responds to her texts - I think the last time he did was 2011. Guess she took a Smart Pill since she didn't try to call from HER phone...
This was a skid weekend, so DH was waiting for PigPen to call on Saturday to say he was on his way over. 11:27am, DH's phone rings and it's PP's number. DH always answers on speakerphone (entertainment for me!).
DH: Hey buddy!
Ho: It's me.
DH: Is PP okay?
Ho: He's fine. SD22 is having some money problems.
DH: Not my problem. Are you bringing PP over soon?
Ho: She can't pay all her bills.
DH: NOT my problem. When will PP be here?
Ho: Noon or a little after. SD22...
DH: ~cuts off 'Ho~ Is on her own. ~click~
Yep, DH hung up on 'Ho. She immediately tried calling back - it was PP's number again, but DH was certain it was her so he wouldn't asnwer. Left his phone in the bedroom, went into the living room, turned the tv volume back on, and went back to his computer game.
Then MY phone rang - PigPen's number. PP has only called me twice and the last time was almost 2 years ago. We all know who was really calling. BioHo was using PP's phone to try and call me so she could talk to DH.
DH: Give me that, please.
~handed DH my phone~
DH: ~cuts off 'Ho~ You do NOT call MY WIFE about our daughter. SD22 is a GD adult and needs to deal with her own GD problems. END OF F*CKING DISCUSSION. ~click~
PigPen arrived at 12:08pm.
DH: Buddy, I'm sorry your mother used your phone like that.
PP: I'M sorry, Dad. I didn't even know she had it. I was in the bathroom. Is Aniki mad?
DH: Not at all!
I'm darn near certain that SD22's little (and I do mean little) apology note the other week was a prequel to trying to get some "financial assistance" from Daddeeeeee. Epic fail. Guess it's time to stop eating fast food and drinking $$$ coffee drinks and Monster energy drinks so you can pay your bills.