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stop the insanity! lets have some FUN!!!!

Tuff Noogies's picture

lets have some creative fun today - limericks, anyone?
or changing up song lyrics or something to specifically discuss your step-situation???

i have a limerick. i came up with this the other day and dh is my biggest fan...

there once was a meth-addled wh0re
who ph*cked all the nasties galore
to score her some meth
and smoke it to death
and yet time with her kids is a chore.

anybody else?
Blum 3 Smile

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uofarkchick's picture

I had a husband once too
To meth whores he often flew
Me he would hit
I got tired of it
So in prison he sits for two

CBCharlotte's picture

It's time for CS to drop in the toilet
Due to DH's long unemployment
He takes BM to court,
Wish I could see the sport,
If nothing else, for my enjoyment

Salems Lot's picture

BM's tw@t was on fire
she couldn't control her desire
This led to conception
and years of deception
SO's paying because she's a liar!

uofarkchick's picture

LOVE!

clark6292's picture

There once was a pill popping whore
She made two kids to ignore
She demanded support
took us to court
Then found her son dead on her floor

Unfortunately, this one is inspired by a true extreme story wrought with drug abuse...

RIP A.B.C.