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Tuff Noogies's picture

Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:26pm

lets have some creative fun today - limericks, anyone?
or changing up song lyrics or something to specifically discuss your step-situation???

i have a limerick. i came up with this the other day and dh is my biggest fan...

there once was a meth-addled wh0re
who ph*cked all the nasties galore
to score her some meth
and smoke it to death
and yet time with her kids is a chore.

anybody else?
Blum 3 Smile

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uofarkchick's picture

Submitted by uofarkchick on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:39pm

Fabuleux!

Tuff Noogies's picture

Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:45pm

brilliant!!!!

uofarkchick's picture

Submitted by uofarkchick on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:48pm

There was nothing wrong with it! I was singing along in my head.

Tuff Noogies's picture

Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:53pm

you shouldnt have!!! it was lovely!

there is no judgement in the arts Wink

uofarkchick's picture

Submitted by uofarkchick on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:45pm

I had a husband once too
To meth whores he often flew
Me he would hit
I got tired of it
So in prison he sits for two

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:54pm

how satisfying! Wink

uofarkchick's picture

Submitted by uofarkchick on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 1:59pm

Woo hoo!

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Submitted by CBCharlotte on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 2:12pm

It's time for CS to drop in the toilet
Due to DH's long unemployment
He takes BM to court,
Wish I could see the sport,
If nothing else, for my enjoyment

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Submitted by CBCharlotte on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 2:13pm

Toilet is pushing it for a rhyme LOL but I couldn't make deployment work.

uofarkchick's picture

Submitted by uofarkchick on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 2:23pm

It's slow at work today so I'm keeping myself entertained.

Salems Lot's picture

Submitted by Salems Lot on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 2:50pm

BM's tw@t was on fire
she couldn't control her desire
This led to conception
and years of deception
SO's paying because she's a liar!

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Submitted by uofarkchick on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 2:55pm

LOVE!

Salems Lot's picture

Submitted by Salems Lot on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 3:41pm

Sure you can! Just feel it from the heart and let the words flow out. Wink

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Submitted by clark6292 on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 3:47pm

There once was a pill popping whore
She made two kids to ignore
She demanded support
took us to court
Then found her son dead on her floor

Unfortunately, this one is inspired by a true extreme story wrought with drug abuse...

RIP A.B.C.