ha- i WISH my bra had something to even lift! you know those things men talk about called under-boob and side-boob? doesnt exist with me. when i lay down i'm as flat as lurch is. i would LOVE to get a boob job to a full c-cup - it would give hubby some fun-bags to play with, AND i would actually fill out a shirt properly and look proportionate to my hips! *sigh* but at the same time if i have a fleecy on or a sweatshirt, i can go anywhere w/o a bra. so i guess that's the silver lining.
Like I said my DH calls me Queen of Sweet Tits. I am only a 36B LOL He loves that they do not sag as Im pushing 50 and doesn't look like they will. Big boobies are NOT for me. My sister and mother have them. They skipped me
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What did I miss?
https://www.steptalk.org/node
https://www.steptalk.org/node/234713
i love fruity's title of "Supreme Commandress and Dictatrix for Time Eternal. Trix for short."
at work, i am the oracle of all knowledge.
just thought it'd be fun to come up with some creative titles for eachother!
Thanks Tuff. Those ladies
Thanks Tuff. Those ladies always make me laugh!
At work, I am the Queen of
At work, I am the Queen of Justice
At home? She Who Knows You're An ASS???
what else you got??
i figured you'd be Supreme
i figured you'd be Supreme Goddess of Jurors!
that, too
that, too
bwaahaahaahaa!!!
bwaahaahaahaa!!!
Amber Waives - that is
Amber Waives - that is another's stripper name!!
I do wear stilettos, so at home, I shall henceforth be known as Stiletto Stella! DH will be thrilled.
Now, where's my whip???
hmmm, too many words. How
hmmm, too many words. How about Slutty Stella? That would make DH super happy
*digs in bag of tricks* not a whip, but this will do quite nicely }:)
i read it that way also!!! i
i read it that way also!!! i used to have a bag of d!@ks as my avatar. }:)
These are great! At work Im
These are great!
At work Im "Pull no punches"
HOme DH calls me "queen of Sweet Tits"
SS's just call me Queenie
Does anybody remember the
Does anybody remember the post by the OP who claimed she had "Weapon Boobs" and used them as necessary?
I personally have no claim to this title, just a lot of breast envy, LOL; her post was hilarious.
I have Weapon Boobs, though I
I have Weapon Boobs, though I am not the poster to whom you are referring....
I also have a creative wardrobe. I use both, liberally, when I want to get my way }:)
she IS stacked...lucky
she IS stacked...lucky b*tch!!
I am a 36D, also. Boob bump!!
I am a 36D, also.
Boob bump!!
While I am always trying to
While I am always trying to show off my cleavage
See? I use them as weapons
ya'll big-boobed women are
ya'll big-boobed women are making me jealous... i have no T&A to speak of. 34a and a pancake booty from a 15-yr desk job.
I want one, but am a
I want one, but am a scaredy-cat.
I want a lift, too...
I want a lift, too...
ha- i WISH my bra had
ha- i WISH my bra had something to even lift! you know those things men talk about called under-boob and side-boob? doesnt exist with me. when i lay down i'm as flat as lurch is. i would LOVE to get a boob job to a full c-cup - it would give hubby some fun-bags to play with, AND i would actually fill out a shirt properly and look proportionate to my hips! *sigh* but at the same time if i have a fleecy on or a sweatshirt, i can go anywhere w/o a bra. so i guess that's the silver lining.
Like I said my DH calls me
Like I said my DH calls me Queen of Sweet Tits. I am only a 36B LOL He loves that they do not sag as Im pushing 50 and doesn't look like they will. Big boobies are NOT for me. My sister and mother have them. They skipped me
I am definitely not stacked.
I am definitely not stacked. }:)
No weapons here either....
No weapons here either....
lol major, good to know you
lol major, good to know you dont have moobies.
Nothing wrong with BBB, but
Nothing wrong with BBB, but we may be a bit off the original topic posed by the OP; bet she will not mind!