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The ASS Chronicles - T minus 18

WalkOnBy's picture

So, DH finally got around to calling Frank’s mom about ASS going there for the summer. It was an interesting conversation. He had her on speaker so I could hear the conversation. I didn’t participate, but I thought it would be easier to just listen in as opposed to DH having to relay the conversation to me later.

Long story short, Frank's mom is okay with ASS living there for the summer, but he has to be out by the time Frank leaves for Thing2's University. I thought Frank was going to Thing1's University, which would mean he would move into his dorm on September 1, but since he is going to Thing2's University, he will move into the dorm on August 27 or 28.

Frank's mom said that ASS emailed her back in January to ask if he could move in there if he dropped out of high school. She said absolutely not! DH filled her in on ASS’S propensity for crazy political ideas and told her all about his behaviors here in the house. She said that she has told ASS that he has to get a job while he is living with them, and that he will be expected to contribute to the household like any other kid in her home. Besides Frank, she has one adult child who is out on her own and one adult daughter who is autistic and working on independent living.

She said that under no circumstances would they allow ASS to remain there after Frank leaves – regardless of whatever bullshit ASS might come up with. She also said that she has heard his complaints about me and told ASS that I didn’t owe him anything and that he should be respectful and grateful for all that I do for him – lol!!

DH told her that once he is out, he is out, that there will be no bouncing back here when the end of the summer rolls around. She said that she gets it and, of course, has told ASS that his time there is limited and he should use his time wisely.

The two of them are still trying to figure out when to take ASS to MedusaTown, but at the very latest, it will be June 12! I will be ASS free in less than three weeks!!!

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WalkOnBy's picture

I have no doubt that he will behave himself there.

I think this is ASS'S way of delaying the inevitable. He is just kicking the can down the road, or across the state, in this case.

I have no idea why Frank's mom has agreed to this, but I don't care. As long as ASS is out of my house, I am totally thrilled!!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

"...whatever bullshit ASS might come up with.

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Hey, ASS! Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!!

Tuff Noogies's picture

awesome news!!! i like frank's mom, she doesnt sound like one who can have the wool pulled over her eyes }:)

not that it really matters, but i have a morbid curiosity about where @$$ thinks he's going to go come the end of august...

Tuff Noogies's picture

h3ll aniki i have a boxes for a fridge, oven, and dishwasher here at the building i work in - he could attach them and have a mini hobo condo! Blum 3

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Hey! I cut about 2 feet off the bottom of a clear shower curtain. He can have windows in that mini hobo condo!!!

Tuff Noogies's picture

well kaos "cleaned" his room (i use that term loosely) and 'found' 4 or 5 rolls of ducttape - he can donate a roll to A$$ as a way to install his new windows! and he can decorate with it, using it to express his protestation against the tyranny of the parental establishment.

WalkOnBy's picture

ASS says he will find a room mate on Craigslist - BA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Oh, and DH's mom is not happy with this plan - not that I give a shit what she thinks

robin333's picture

I say we collect bail money in advance for Frank's mom. Just in case ASS tells her that he can not submit to her authority.

I'd never bail ASS out. But I would spend money to spring someone that handed ASS his ass.

WalkOnBy's picture

she is a very conservative Christian woman - doesn't drink, but if anyone can drive someone to drink, it's ASS!!!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Frank's mom deserves my fantabulous brownies. She will need the endorphins from the chocolate.

robin333's picture

Yes, she does. So much potential crap from ASS, so little vices for this woman.

WalkOnBy's picture

That's where Frank lives - Frank is a childhood friend from MedusaTown.

Medusa lives in another town about 20 miles away.

The proximity to Medusa is the most troubling thing for DH. I have told him that ASS in an adult now and can choose to make contact with Medusa or not.

WalkOnBy's picture

Yeah - he was saying that if ASS and Medusa make contact, it could cause issues with BabyVoice and Karate Kid.

I told him that HE is the custodial and legal parent, that she has NO parenting time and a whole list of shit that she would have to do before she got her parenting time reinstated and that there is NO WAY she was going to do all that Smile

He said that she could email the other two. I said "block her email address." He said she could call them. I said "block her numbers."

It will be interesting if it happens, but DH is in the power position here...he just needs to realize that.

WalkOnBy's picture

I honestly don't know what they would do if Medusa reached out. From what they have said and written, they are very angry with her (duh) but I also know that Medusa is a manipulative lying liar hole - like Denture Debbie, but without the dentures.

If they decide that they want to have Medusa in their lives, I would much rather that take place AFTER they age out.

WalkOnBy's picture

I don't care if she is in their lives AFTER they are adults Smile

In the meantime? Yeah, I don't want to deal with her or her stupid crazy shit!!

WalkOnBy's picture

Yeah - DH and I were talking about that last night...it would totally suck.

I am hoping that she is court shy since she has had her ASS handed to her the last four times we were in front of the judge/referee. The list of stuff she would have to do to get any parenting time back is lengthy and expensive. Here's hoping she's learned her lesson and just leaves us all alone for the next four years.

After that? I don't give a fuvk what she does with those kids Biggrin

kathc's picture

She is incredibly stupid for letting ASS move in but, hey, at least he's out of your hair!!! Let the countdown begin! Wink