You are here

Christmas Gift Ideas!

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

With folks starting to think about holiday shopping, and the ungrateful skids many of us are dealing with, wanted to start a thread to help everyone get some ideas for their gift shopping.

Here is some easy reading for the liars:

http://www.amazon.com/Howard-Wigglebottom-Monkey-His-Back-ebook/dp/B00HX...

http://www.amazon.com/Help-Me-Good-About-Lying-ebook/dp/B00BV6VJR0/ref=p...

http://www.amazon.com/Childrens-Book-About-Lying-Picture-ebook/dp/B00HU8...

http://www.amazon.com/Kurious-Kid-Presents-Lying-spectacular/dp/15010057...

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

Naw...they won't use the toilet paper. But maybe Costco packs of underwear to replace all the poop-stained ones! I mean, since it seems that for some of them, underwear are considered disposable...or the adult diaper idea from another thread.

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

I say we make it a requirement that our significant others (spouses or otherwise) be required to sit with the skid and read these with them. Great bonding time, don't you think?

hereiam's picture

I'm laughing at this, as my SD is 23. DH knows she lies, though, she is terrible at it.

He will mess with her and keep asking her questions about whatever stupid thing she's lying about until she just goes silent. It's hilarious.

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

The scary thing is how natural it comes to them! You tell SheSloth to clean the sink in the hall bathroom..."But I didn't do that!" Really? You are the only one who uses that bathroom! Why would I come dirty this sink when I have my own sink...don't even have to share with DH as sinks are on different sides of master bath? Natural reaction is always the lie! "Did you eat dinner?" "Yeah, had a sandwich." "So that is why the bread hasn't even been opened?" "Why are you still texting in school?" "I'm not!" "That's not what your phone records say!"

And then they try to fix the lie with another lie..."Oh, um......"

And they all have tells...every last one of them! With SheSloth, it is the eyebrows...they are all over her face when she lies! They keep going from raised as high as she can raise them as if in disbelief to down and frowning like she doesn't understand what you are saying. If she is lying, she can't just look at you with a normal face and say what she has to say.

Sports Fan's picture

But it's not really lying if they are doing it because they are afraid of BM. It's all BM's fault you know. Have to go throw up now.