Ahahahahahahahaha!! Uh, sure, DH
So, BabyVoice has been taking private flute lessons. Apparently, it paid off because she will be one of 10 sophomores in Symphony Band next year and the only one in the flute section. Good for her. Drives me nuts when she practices, but it's soooooooooo much better than when she is playing her ukelele.
She has a recital on Sunday afternoon.
DH just texted me "do you want to go to BV's recital on Sunday?"
me - nope, I'm good.
DH - are you sure??
me - *crickets*
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*breathes*
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
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Can't imagine anything more
Can't imagine anything more painful than attending a kid's recital...really.
right? Thing1 played the
right? Thing1 played the trumpet in grade school. I didn't even want to go to HIS recitals.
Those school choir concerts and the like? I'd rather poke myself in the eyes with fire sticks...
No thank you LOL
No thank you LOL
"Are you sure?" That, right
"Are you sure?" That, right there, is hilarious!
Code for, "Please come with me so I don't have to sit through this by myself."
Actually, my husband knew how
Actually, my husband knew how to bribe me.
DH: Want to go drive down to BMTown and watch SD play softball?
Me: Not really... (in my mind .. NO.. why do I want to go watch her pluck the stitching out there in right field, never hit a ball and have to be in BM's orbit while she plays MOTY?)
DH: I can ice the cooler down and you can drink on the way to the game (2 hour drive) then we can go get hard crabs after.
Me: OK sure.
But, even he didn't go to those recital things.. too far..lmao.
Lol... but I'm not inviting
:O
Lol... but I'm not inviting BM to join us.
Uh.. no. not really my
Uh.. no. not really my style. I won't judge but that is something I just can't see happening!
then we can go get hard crabs
then we can go get hard crabs after.
I think there's an antibiotic for that.
I thought it was medicated
I thought it was medicated shampoo with a tightly-toothed comb. I'm waaaaaaaaay out of touch with those diagnoses.
Well, in the case of HARD
Well, in the case of HARD crabs, maybe all three.
hmm. how to get a crab
hmm. how to get a crab hard... i've heard they like sexy lingerie and soft whispers.
Is the lingerie for both
Is the lingerie for both fresh and saltwater crabs?
I've heard the saltwater
I've heard the saltwater crabs like leather.
I heard that, too.
I heard that, too.
Whippin' up a seafood
Whippin' up a seafood soufflé...
What kind of vodka? I can
What kind of vodka? I can make us some Russian Roulette shooters. }:)
Frozen blueberry lemonade
Frozen blueberry lemonade using blueberry stoli is pretty dang good.
Stoli works!!
Stoli works!!
Kiddie recital vs. hard
Kiddie recital vs. hard crabs...
Tough decision.
ok but what are the tax
ok but what are the tax implications of this medication? is it deductible?
}:)
Yeah-it's the same one that
Yeah-it's the same one that used to treat the clap.
I think somebody here has a BM that can help us with that, right?
Not a recital!!!!!! The only
Not a recital!!!!!! The only thing worse than a band recital is a children's choir.
I'd rather have my n!pples pounded flat with a ball peen hammer.
I'd rather have to pull off
I'd rather have to pull off the leeches from the Tobacco River than listen to caterwauling kids. Blech!!!
Only the unused ones?
Only the unused ones?