GUILTY DAD OVERBOARD!!!

I'm going to Florida this weekend with Chef.

Here's to wishing for free liquor and high seas!!

Perhaps I can appeal to his machismo by suggesting that wearing a life jacket is for wussies (spelled with a "p")

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Funny you should mention it.

Funny you should mention it. I booked a "sunset sail"

Are you going to the beach??

Are you going to the beach?? For some reason, the way I picture "chef" I can not picture him on the beach... like picturing Grizzly Adams in a thong

Yep. He'll get sloshed then

Yep. He'll get sloshed then stare at the hot women and wonder why they having looks of revulsion on their faces. . . I DID tell you the one about the "BBQ Rib Competition" did I not?

paddling to Cuba White

paddling to Cuba

White Whale-HO! Starboard!

Thinkthrice, my VR entries

Thinkthrice, my VR entries were the only thing that kept me sane on my camping trip.

Just sayin' in case you want to transcribe this adventure discreetly

Oh I'm sure I'll have PLENTY

Oh I'm sure I'll have PLENTY of material upon return!!

I've recorded some of his

I've recorded some of his "work rants" Endless diatribes of horrific, drunken profanity to his co-workers.

Wow, glad you're getting a little vacation! Maybe he can get drunk and fall into an alligator pit? One can dream... I will arrange for a dumpster to clean his shit out of your house if he doesn't return.