Went to Chef's work's Xmas party. A co worker that Chef was touting was there. She's about my age but thinner and much more "crinkly" (smoking, sun damage, drugs etc) A lot like Chef's older half sisters. Anyway I could tell this woman was sweet on Chef yet she could never be a sugar mama (high school drop out and strictly pink collar) She made it a point to sit very close to Chef. I'll call her "Jackie"

I accertained all this while conversing with Jackie as Chef hit the open bar. I noticed that earlier, Chef sat on the opposite side of the table to me, next to Jackie with his arm behind her resting on her chair.

Well during my chat with Jackie, I realized that Chef could never run off with her for good as she had no money to speak of. She has a few daughters and a big old farm house which needs lots of repairs and therefore the attraction to "handyman" Chef.

I casually mentioned that Chef is supporting his ex and skids while I support him. Suddenly a weird grimace came over Jackie's face and the next thing you know, she made herself scarce for the rest of the evening. She actually moved to a different table!

Chef has always considered himself attractive to women--but his lack of wallet makes him kryptonite to the ladies!