I am homebound because of shoulder surgery so I was doing a bit of social media snooping.  Come to find out that the Girhippo is no longer working for the foster home as a foster parent counselor; she is now working for the local VA!

She and her electrical engineer husband, StepDaddyBigBucks, went on social media for advice on how to operate a solar light purchased at a local grocery store!  Between the two geniuses, they could not figure it. 

Turns out they had to remove the shipping/activation strip from the battery.