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Food thief is back

Cooooookies's picture

For the FOURTH time, PigFace15 has eaten nearly all of my M&M's.  That were hidden in my room in a cupboard, covered in clothing.  Liar, sneak, thief.  All in a day's work for a thieving pig.

As promised, I gave an eye for an eye.  I took most of the bread, most of the lunchmeat slices, the box of breakfast bars and the new peanut butter.  4x a thief, 4x the food items PigFace likes.  Now, there is plenty of food stocked in the kitchen.  These are just the easy, lazy, first choice items that he prefers.  I also left fun notes like "Oh no, the peanut butter is gone!  Isn't it fun when people take your food?"

After he left for school, I went in the kitchen to see what liar pig had figured out.  Not much by the looks of it.  It seems what he took to school and/or ate for breakfast was the block of cheese.  There is a big box of cereal in the cupboard but that went untouched.  I did leave 2 slices of bread but apparently those weren't good enough when he couldn't find the peanut butter.  Lunchmeat untouched.  Nothing else really used or consumed except cheese.

This is what happens when a child has no life skills or critical thinking.  It would never occur to him to eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast or make tuna out of the 7 tins and mayo that is in the cupboard for school lunch.  Or take the tortilla chips as a snack.  Or grab the orange and/or banana that is on top of the microwave.  Or eat the slice of salami left or the link of sausage saved from last night or the crackers, etc.

Nope, just cheese.  There is a variety of 30 different popsicles in the freezer for his dessert each night.  He will find 2 left tonight.  The others will be hidden in a frozen vegetable bag.  I also have all of his favorite books, ps4 and coloring books.

Want to be a thief m'er f'er???  Bring it on!  As I am p*ssed as h3ll and give zero sh*ts.  DH is also installing a locked handle on my bedroom door today.  

As I always say - I HATE teenagers.

 

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MoominMama's picture

This is where i am at with SS18. Your SS sounds so much like mine. The cheese, they love that.

But the thought that he is prepared to rummage all through your things, your clothes even, is horrible. Could you lock your bedroomdoor?

SS here has been raking part in a scout thing this week, they live at scouts and go to school in the morning from there and return to eat and sleep there. It has been WONDERFUL, i cannot tell you how great its been without him and not having to lock everything up. Sadly, he comes back tonight *sorry2*

Doesn't look like your SS is going to change. What does your DH think of it all? 

Cooooookies's picture

Perhaps we could both ship our SS's off to a remote island.  If only...

DH is fuming angry.  He is a softie but he absolutely cannot stand liars and thieves.  SS is going to be his slave all weekend.  DH won't see SS until he comes home tonight from work but plans to scare the life out of him.  Just loud voice and mention of reporting to the police and that sort of thing.  Hopefully it works because next time I'm locking the damn skid out of the house!  Perhaps a night sleeping in the garden will have him re-thinking life.

Siemprematahari's picture

Your bedroom should be OFF LIMITS! How dare he even go through your things. Whatever happened to respecting your privacy and not to mention HOME. Was he not taught to respect other peoples things? I would be furious! Get a lock for your bedroom and make sure your H puts his foot in his @ss. This is just unacceptable at this point. You can't even enjoy your M&M's without him scavaging around like an animal looking for food....smh.

Cooooookies's picture

It IS off limits but PigBoy had lost his damn mind these past few months.  I don't even know what to say. I'm just so angry!

JanRebecca's picture

I know it's not funny and you are frustrated as heck but reading your posts on this always  make me giggle. I love how you handle things!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

A block of cheese?? WTH. Who takes a block of cheese for lunch? Oh, that's right. A lazy child of today. Dash 1

When we found out that PigPen was stealing, DH told Piggy that if he ever stole again, he would no longer be welcome at our home. Nothing has gone missing since then.

Cooooookies, I hope your DH runs PigFace so ragged, he falls into bed at night, exhausted, crampy, and whimpering. Little arsehole.

Cooooookies's picture

 Since he just looooooves going through MY things... I have returned the favour.

Let's just say it will take him awhile to put his ransacked room back together!

ndc's picture

Since this is such a HUGE invasion of your privacy, he has done it multiple times and obviously past warnings and punishments have done no good, being your husband's slave for the weekend doesn't seem like a harsh enough punishment.  I hope your husband makes things very miserable for this kid until he learns to respect you, your privacy and, of course, your M&Ms.

MoominMama's picture

When it gets like this i dont think any of the usual punishments work. They dont seem to have any conscience at all.

We have told SS18 that if he steals he won't be welcome here any more, he has always been made to return items or pay for replacement etc, he has had his electronics removed and now is finally on a complete internet access ban until we have seen a sustained and complete change in these behaviours.