I Dream of Vegans
SO and I have been doing some thinking about our wedding plans for next summer. The only 'family' event we are having is a reception in the mid-west near Grandma McBratFace as she is too old to travel now.
I had a dream last night.
We were at our reception and we had two types of food - some yummy spicy ethnic food from my culture and the other side had some standard American fare except all the side dishes were vegan.
Bratty McBratFace was there and looking at the vegan sides and declaring them too spicy, or too bland, or just icky. Meanwhile SO's family was standing around the food and asking where the potatoes were and where is the regular mac and cheese not vegan mac and cheese. SO said the sides were vegan and isn't that great. Everyone said well no and can we order pizzas?
Meanwhile on my side of the buffet table my family is gorging themselves on juicy chicken tikka masala, saag paneer, rice and warm buttered naan bread. We are staring at SO's family and everyone is laughing at them.
SO's family decides to order pizzas but that someone will go and get them. Bratty says she will go and her cousin says he will go with her. We're all stuck waiting around for them to come back. For some reason they came back with no pizzas but a vegan cake. I looked at the cake and told SO it looked disgusting and we will cut the real cake that we got. SO tells Bratty and she leaves with her vegan cake.
Then the music starts and I woke up after that.
Dreams are really twisted.