If you know my backstory, it was always Chef's assertion that his kids were athletic because HE was. LOL
They actually inherited the Gir's genes (clumsiness) who was in colour guard and that was it. They were entrolled by the Gir in every.activity.under.the.sun including a wide array of sports. All were merely social events for the ferals and an opportunity to showboat to the extreme... and NOT for athletic ability...only for sheer clownery and attention seeking,.
I knew that despite his massive truancy and epic failure grades, the HousesHitter (YSS 18.5) was enrolled in Lacrosse for his senior year. Just happened to check out his and his schools standings. The school was 0-10, at the very bottom of all the teams in his area. Out of the goalie position for 1,019 players, his was next to last for percentage of saves (36%) and play time (74 minutes). Only one 10th grader goalie had less play time than he did and a lower save average!!!!
I think this is all a variation on a theme where biodads have these pipe dreams about their kid being wonderfully and especially talented in some arena yet they are far below mediocre in real life. Between Chef's fantasies of his kids being in major league sports and the Girhippo's pumping the ferals with a lot of crap about them becoming rock stars, famous actors, etc. etc. there is really no hope!!
August 9th can't come fast enough. I'm sure Chef will be sentenced to another two and a half years of Girhippo support, though.