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Submitted by MotherTrucker on Wed, 06/12/2013 - 8:40pm

My almost 2 year old sweet little angel baby girl took a steaming shit on my sidewalk today :jawdrop:

I was sweeping my truck out (it was nasty after mini vacation and the kids last weekend) and my 3 year old yelled "sissy pooped on the playground!" Not really sure why she called it a playground, but anyway, I look up and sure enough, she was butt ass naked and had taken a dump on my sidewalk! I told her if she pooped outside again she would have to start sleeping with the dog because only animals pooped outside and I get a "sawee mama"! Love her, but man cleaning up poop off the sidewalk with a shovel is NOT how Iwanted to spend my night haha!

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Submitted by MotherTrucker on Wed, 06/12/2013 - 8:42pm

I need to add that I sit here with my redneck wine glass (mason jar on a candle stick) and re-reading this, it is pretty damn funny actually!

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Submitted by MotherTrucker on Thu, 06/13/2013 - 7:24am

My 2 year old tries that all the time! She thinks it is funny to sit on her little bucket she got for Easter and pee her pants. She actually is doing VERY well with potty training, but she thinks she is just hilarious when she does crap like that!

Why are kids so drawn to dog shit? I turned around one day and my 3 year old had the dogs tail cranked in the air watching him take a shit and was yelling "get the shovel mommy. Mack is pooping and we need to clean it up!" She wasn't so impressed when the poop came out and got all over her hand. Of course the first thing she did was try and shake it off and got dog shit flung all over.

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Submitted by Crazy_in_Ohio on Thu, 06/13/2013 - 7:23am

That's hilarious!

My son and my nieces when they lived with me, all got together went into the backyard and shit three in a row.

They were pretending to be dogs.

I will NEVER forget the oldest one telling our social worker (my brother and his girlfriend aren't fit to be parents but that's another story) all about how "Aunt Crazy" laughed when they pooped in the yard.

I really couldn't explain my way out of that one.

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Submitted by MotherTrucker on Thu, 06/13/2013 - 7:26am

It is hard not to laugh! Especially when they are so young and innocent. My 3 year old sat down to put her shoes on the other day and said just as casual as can be "I just want to put these fucking shoes on". :jawdrop:

Thank you DH for your potty mouth!

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Submitted by somedevilishbeauty on Thu, 06/13/2013 - 10:35am

my 4 year old did this. He knocked on the bathroom door when DH was in the shower and DH didnt here so my son came back outside and hid behind his slide and pooped. I was working in the garden and looked up right as he was pulling his pants up. then he got all hystarical casue he thought he was going to be in BIG trouble. I had to explain to him that pooping outside was for the dogs too. and that he should have come and got me or knowcked louder. when i told Dh he felt really bad for not hearing him.