A moment in the life of being an embarassing step-parent:
(In the holiday food aisle while grocery shopping) "Hey SS, can you do something for me?"
Pre-teen boy: "Yeah. . . ?"
"See that tin of Turtles there?"
"Can you open those up so they dont suffocate?"
~boy reaches for tin. . .pauses. . . glares sullenly so as to cover the giggle~