DH, he is the dog from the movie up...you yell Squirrel and his off and running
and he is now in the "cone of shame". ADHD....and DH manifests in DH's talking CONSTANTLY. I mean its none stop sometimes. Normal people get a hint when the other person starts to respond with just "uh huh, yea..mmmhhhmm" Not my lovely DH..he just keeps on a talkin'. TV going...still talks. In fact he will have the TV on, watching something on his phone and trying to talk to me.
WTF DUDE....and he spends all day long on the phone talking to clients. He also talks in his SLEEP. I know it's his ADHD...but this none ADHD broad needs a break.
Last night after a long day of watching our furry toddlers (aka our 2 1 year old boxers), working all day and making/cleaning up dinner I was fried. I told DH..I'm going upstairs to do some yoga (also get away from the talking) and I will be done when it's time to feed the dogs...which was about 30 minutes. 30 MINUTES....PEEPS...30
What happens..after about 15 minutes of me doing yoga...I hear...
Halo..where are you at? Halo tries to ignore.More..Halo, Halo...what are you dong? Halo is now moving from defcom 1 to defcom 2.
Halo....are you working? Where are you? Halo moves form defcom 2 to defcom 3....Danger..Danger.
Halo....come see this movie? There are all these people in it. Halo...defcom 4.....I'M UPSTAIRS TRYING TO DO YOGA LIKE I TOLD YOU.
What Halo, I can't hear you...what are you doing? Halo has now reach defcom 5 prepare for immediate air strike.
I turn off my yogo...stomp down stairs.
DH...WTF do you think I was doing, YOGA....LIKE I TOLD YOU. Christ...I asked for 30 minutes and you couldn't make it 15 before you started to bug me. WTF....
DH..oh I forgot.
WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT.? I LITERALLY TOLD YOU 20 MINUTES AGO.
DH...oh well since you done...look at this movie. (notice the complete lack of awareness that halo has reached defcom 5)
ARE YOU F'N KIDDING ME..I'M NOT DONE I JUST QUIT SINCE YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME THE F' ALONE.
Dh..oh well sorry...but look.
NO..I'M NOT LOOKING. i'VE SEEN THE MOVIE..IN FACT I SAW IT IN THE THEATER WHEN IT CAME OUT IN THE F'N 80'S. I'm feeding the dogs and then going to bed.
DH...uh..are you mad?
Now...I reallize my first problem was actually responding to him. I should have just ignored his ass. However, I get the feeling he would have just kept at it. Tonight I'm wearing my airpods so I can't hear him at all...and if he does it again I will indeed hand him the large e-collar we have for the two furry toddlers.
DH did get up this morning and apologize and admit that his ADHD brain decided that I NEEDED to know about this movie. More importanly he wanted me to tell him who one of the actors was. (It was the move Class with Rob Lowe, Andrew Mcarthy, blah...trust me I've seen it a few times).
I know he is sorry but good lard DH....SHUT UP.
NO..I'm not leaving him over this...I know he has ADHD and sometimes its a struggle to override his brain at times....I'm just venting because I legit wanted to smother him in his sleep last night.