**Big Star Wars Nerd here****  Scrolling across your screen

As we left SD had been plucked from school as she was exposed to COVID. Take by the evil force known as Beaver she was kept in the Beaver layer for an indefinate time while the forces of light...aka Dad and Halo were place in quarantine.  SD now returns to the light after 3 weeks in the dark Beaver den...........

After three weeks (two week of plague jail and one week of spring break)..SD has returned from Beaver's

Highlights...

SD was forced by the school to quarantine for two weeks....and in those two weeks.....did.....NOTHING.  No school, NADA, zilch, Zero....so she is now sporting three F's.  Oh fun....fun....

***EDITED...SHE NOW HAS 4 F'S OUT OF 4 CLASSES*****

She has arrived with hair that I can only assume hasn't been washed in at least 3 days.....it is greasy and some places starting to dreadlock.  SD is covering the body oder with perfume.  Even more fun....the dog was trying to roll on her earlier as I guess it smelled like death or poop...both of which he will roll in repeatedly.

SD has arrived on planet Halo complete with a full bag of three weeks worth of laundry.  WTF....Halo has channeled her inner dark side and gave a firm NO WAY IN HELL will I be doing that laundry...and DH also channeled his inner Sith Lord and told SD to take that stinky bag downstairs IMMEDIATELY and WASH IT.   Halo takes deep breaths to return to the light......many deep breaths.

Beaver is now in the "I will buy you whatevvvvvvverrr...you WAAAANNNNNNTTT" mode.  Sd has new shoes, new blankets a new phone case.....blah...blah...blah....  I suspect we are now entering the what can only be called bribes to join the the dark side....aka live with Beaver so that ever so sweet CS train can continue at its current rate.

***UPDATE****  Sd also didn't get any ADHD meds for the last 3 weeks......oy.....

Stay tunned for Episode VII..The DH awakens.....aka DH forces SD to complete all school work and show daily.