Food thief is back
For the FOURTH time, PigFace15 has eaten nearly all of my M&M's. That were hidden in my room in a cupboard, covered in clothing. Liar, sneak, thief. All in a day's work for a thieving pig.
As promised, I gave an eye for an eye. I took most of the bread, most of the lunchmeat slices, the box of breakfast bars and the new peanut butter. 4x a thief, 4x the food items PigFace likes. Now, there is plenty of food stocked in the kitchen. These are just the easy, lazy, first choice items that he prefers. I also left fun notes like "Oh no, the peanut butter is gone! Isn't it fun when people take your food?"
After he left for school, I went in the kitchen to see what liar pig had figured out. Not much by the looks of it. It seems what he took to school and/or ate for breakfast was the block of cheese. There is a big box of cereal in the cupboard but that went untouched. I did leave 2 slices of bread but apparently those weren't good enough when he couldn't find the peanut butter. Lunchmeat untouched. Nothing else really used or consumed except cheese.
This is what happens when a child has no life skills or critical thinking. It would never occur to him to eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast or make tuna out of the 7 tins and mayo that is in the cupboard for school lunch. Or take the tortilla chips as a snack. Or grab the orange and/or banana that is on top of the microwave. Or eat the slice of salami left or the link of sausage saved from last night or the crackers, etc.
Nope, just cheese. There is a variety of 30 different popsicles in the freezer for his dessert each night. He will find 2 left tonight. The others will be hidden in a frozen vegetable bag. I also have all of his favorite books, ps4 and coloring books.
Want to be a thief m'er f'er??? Bring it on! As I am p*ssed as h3ll and give zero sh*ts. DH is also installing a locked handle on my bedroom door today.
As I always say - I HATE teenagers.