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Pee on the seat!! Ew!

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Submitted by cookiez24 on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 10:53am

Fellow stepmoms you are going to LOVE this!!!

So SD10 can't use the toilet properly. She always leaves a drip or two on the seat! So gross. I have brought this up to DH numerous times and he actually had the balls to tell me that I occasionally do this too!! Ya right..... I just happen to do it on the days/weeks that she is in the house!!
So I stopped cleaning it up. We have two bathrooms and I will actually run upstairs to use the other bathroom to avoid cleaning the mess. I leave it for DH!! LOL

So last night there were like 6 drops on the seat, lid up and pee on the floor!! So gross! I went downstairs where SD and DH were watching tv. I kindly asked her if she happened to use the upstairs bathroom recently. She said Yes. So I told both of them to please make sure the toilet is cleaned before bed!! SD came upstairs 20 min later in a huff because she had to go to bed, so DH actually cleaned up the mess!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Tuff Noogies's picture

Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 11:07am

ew.

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Submitted by Glassslipper on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 12:47pm

LMAO, Glad he cleaned it up, as he should!

SD did this when she was 8.

I never said anything, I got lucky and didn't need to...the older kids, SS, DS, DD talked about it and gave her a rough time about it, not too bad, just enough to get the behavior corrected.
SS: I know "SD" went to the bathroom before me! guess how I know?
DD: There was piss all over the seat?
SS: YEA! how did you guess
DS: Dah because she always pisses all over the seat.

A month later it stopped...I still got to scrub all the piss out of the grout of the tiles though...

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 1:11pm

You don't want to know what I did to PrincASS15 when he decided that it was okay to leave urine and spit loogies all over the toilet.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 1:47pm

Why, I wiped it up with his pillowcase! I really doubt he'll mind since he has absolutely NO problem leaving his pillow on the dog's bed or wiping dog hair off the food he dropped and eating it. I DO clean, but when you drop stuff on the dog's pillow, it is bound to have dog hair on it.

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 1:51pm

Ew... and if he's anything like SD17 he probably hasn't washed his sheets or pillow case in 2 decades.... how can they even stand themselves????? Gross!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:34am

The dog sneezed on his pillow - and his face - and he did NOTHING. Wiped off his face with his t-shirt and kept right on. If that had happened to me, I'd be in the bathroom to wash my face so fast, the dog would be spinning!